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* Lawyer:
"Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
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* Witness:
"No."
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* Lawyer:
"Did you check for blood pressure?"
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* Witness:
"No."
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* Lawyer:
"Did you check for breathing?"
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* Witness:
"No."
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* Lawyer:
"So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
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* Witness:
"No."
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* Lawyer:
"How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
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* Witness:
"Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
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* Lawyer:
"But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
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* Witness:
"Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
