2. 52hearts: (via rhetard) askdjaflkj john krasinski wants to see me!? hahahha

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    askdjaflkj john krasinski wants to see me!? hahahha

  3. nooxfordcomma: if i could only be in germany today. then, maybe, they wouldn’t celebrate valentine’s day. but he’d love me anyway. …………………………………………………. and how i would, hon…

    nooxfordcomma:

    if i could only be in germany today.

    then, maybe, they wouldn’t celebrate valentine’s day.

    but he’d love me anyway.

    ………………………………………………….

    and how i would, hon…

  4. skeetshoot: (via xxx1990)

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  5. NYE…. a lot to eat…. a lot to drink….

    NYE…. a lot to eat…. a lot to drink….

  6. thatlooksontempests: loveyourchaos: natalieism: (via thechocolatebrigade)

    thatlooksontempests:

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    natalieism:

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    • * Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
    • * Witness: "No."
    • * Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
    • * Witness: "No."
    • * Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
    • * Witness: "No."
    • * Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
    • * Witness: "No."
    • * Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
    • * Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
    • * Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
    • * Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
  8. semperamor: (via gatekeeper)

    semperamor:

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  9. momentaryfantasy: dannystumblr: (via fuckyeahhlove)

    momentaryfantasy:

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  10. semperamor: Koala Farts…

    semperamor:

    Koala Farts…

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